She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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