What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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