Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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