I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't turn off my feet"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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