I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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