You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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