By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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