Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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