i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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