Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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