Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Congratulations! We have a period
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