oh god the rape fog is back!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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