Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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