I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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