Me too!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
As shirtless as possible
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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