Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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