yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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