just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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