what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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