Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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