On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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