okay pat passed out under dana's car
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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