Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm getting married
To pizza
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
