Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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