sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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