next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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