I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
