i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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