return my video game
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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