Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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