I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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