ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
