Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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