You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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