Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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