How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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