You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
i've created a new STD.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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