So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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