You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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