like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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