But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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