i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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