You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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