Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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