Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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