i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I have aggressive nipples.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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