At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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