Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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