i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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