she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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