Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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