Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I wear drunk well.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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