even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
