I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
