their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You're a waste of cheezeits
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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