In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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