Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Every concussion has its silver lining
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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