return my video game
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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